For my daughter, the answer was obvious.
“I want to be Chef Lady Gaga”
Challenge Accepted |
Those of you who are not-yet-familiar with Lady Gaga’s
videography, I’ll quickly state that in her music video for the single
“Telephone”, Lady Gaga is portrayed as a cook working in a diner. Megan loves cooking and adores Lady Gaga, so
the proposal was somewhat expected.
How to pull it off provided several individual challenges:
The major components of this costume:
- Phone “hat”
- Hair
- Dress
- Apron
- Makeup
- Shoes
The hat looked like an origami sculpture piece, so I figured
there must be some instructions on how to make it. Sure enough, YouTube had some very helpful links on constructing the hat. I made a
few prototypes to ensure scale and sizing.
Some personal touches of my own:
The
video recommends using aluminum can lids for the rotary dials. The problems I saw with these were that they
would be sharp and also non-reflective.
Instead, I repurposed the platters from a discarded hard-drive. These were the right shape, the right weight,
coated with a mirror-finish, and in great surplus in my basement.
Whatever used to be on this drive is GONE now |
For
paper, I laminated some manila folders with solid light-blue wrapping
paper. The wrapping paper was the
correct shade of blue, plentiful, and inexpensive. I used spray adhesive to glue the manila folder
onto the wrapping paper, then cut the squares to size.
I used
a gloss-acrylic finish to make the blue paper shiny. I had mixed results with this method. In order to get the shine I wanted, I found I
had to use a LOT of spray – this also runs the risk of killing the paper. A better (albeit more-expensive) solution
would be to use light-blue gift bags that are already glossy instead of
semi-gloss wrapping paper.
Instead
of using foam punchouts for the phone buttons, I used a painted wooden dowel, and cut the buttons to length. This way,
they would stand out more from the dial. I just couldn't find any free plastic cylindrical buttons of the right shape for this.
I went with a silver spray-painted phone cable instead of matching-blue. The silver really stands out and I didn’t have to go through the headache of color-matching the blue paper.
I went with a silver spray-painted phone cable instead of matching-blue. The silver really stands out and I didn’t have to go through the headache of color-matching the blue paper.
Interesting note: The video advises using aluminum foil for some of the silver details of the hat. I couldn't resist thinking I was making a tin-foil hat for my daughter.
I couldn’t coax my daughter’s hair to grow 8 inches and
blonde before Halloween, so we had to resort to a blonde wig. Not just any blonde wig, though…because once
she saw the Lady Gaga approved hair at the costume store, well, it was all over
at that point. During the
dress-rehearsal, she found the wig was itchy, so I had her wear her spandex
swim-cap underneath and secured the wig with some large bobby pins. This made it more-comfortable for her. I also added a strip of velcro for more security.
Gaga’s dress in the video is a semi-transparent white with clean lines and nipple-tape. I didn’t have any translucent plastic and nipple-tape was definitely out. However, I did have this:
Use symmetry to your advantage |
Thankfully we had all the parts and it still worked – I did need to purchase white thread and a new needle. After a few test-stitches, I was set: I cut out a pattern on cardboard using one of her existing dresses as a guide, transferred the pattern onto the window vinyl, cut out the front and back, then sewed them together.
The
only improvement for next time would be to incorporate a back-zipper to make
getting in and out of the dress easier.
I'm sure this is how Vera Wang started out |
Megan is still a size 6T, so a discarded white T-shirt provided enough material to fashion a makeshift apron. I had her work at a greasy-spoon to get authentic kitchen-stains on it.
OK just
kidding.
My daughter did insist on one modification to the apron – she wanted a pocket to hold her iPod. That way, she could queue-up “Telephone” and dance to it while in costume. I was able to sew one on large enough for an iPod Touch 4, angling it for easy access.
I toyed with the idea of making the apron like a marsupial pouch for Halloween candy, but she already had a treat-bag.
We’re not yet ready for Megan to wear everyday makeup yet, so we had to use costume facepaint. Blue for the eyeshadow, black for eyeliner, and pink for lipstick is all that she will tolerate. She REALLY dislikes makeup in her eyes, so I couldn’t get too close. Combined with everything else, it is very convincing.
Megan did not have white lace-up boots. I couldn’t find any in her size. I considered using some of the window-vinyl
to make a pair of boots, but had no experience in shoe-making. That, combined with the fact that she would
actually be walking, running, and dancing in these made my choices very
limited. Megan did have a killer pair of
gold sandals which fit her interpretation of Gaga.
That’s it. This Little Monster is alive.
That’s it. This Little Monster is alive.
"Thank you, daddy" |
Gaga + Tarantino |
Trick or Treat! |
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