Saturday, March 28, 2009


My friend, food-pimp, and Fluffer goddess, brittan, let me know about the song, "Cookie Jar". I have since added it to my playlist.

My insufficient response is: TV Dinners, by ZZ Top.

Also, we both highly recommend "On A Boat". I had the most-dreadful working-Saturday today, but I am certain I survived because this song was running through my head.

Flippy-Floppy smiles, yo.

Comments are always appreciated, but non-refundable.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The post with no name...

If you're a fan of Sergio Leone, then you are, undoubtedly, familiar with the Clint Eastwood spaghetti-westerns. I couldn't think of a suitable title for this post, so I'll just dive right in:

The good: My good friend, Allie, turned me this website: Smitten Kitchen. For easy recipes and jaw-dropping closeups of food, you've gotta click. I can't wait for her to expand on her Asian offerings...

The bad AND the ugly: So, let me start by saying I really enjoy food. I have the highest respect for people who can constantly create new and wonderful deliciousness each and every day. I also recognize that the kitchen is not immune to being abused.

With that disclaimer out of the way, I now expose you to: This is why you're fat.

(pausing again for shock-and-horror to subside)
This site is the direct polar-opposite of SmitKit. TIWYF has about as much artisanship as flat Schlitz. Regardless, I found myself perusing through each page of the Frankensteined-dishes like I was taking in a macabre freakshow. So many questions I had: "do you have to EAT the dishes in order to qualify as a post", "must they put fried eggs on everything", "what wine goes with a porkgasm"...and on and on...

So, if you find yourself getting the munchies (listening to me prattle on about desserts or somesuch), just click on over to fat and your appetite will be destroyed in seconds.


Monday, March 23, 2009

Donut porn

safe for work.

waistline...not so much.

Feel free to contribute your own naughty, naughty creation by entering their contest. Limit 3 entries per address.

The ingredients that you can choose from....just wow.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Sunday, March 1, 2009

In response to Skat's Album Cover

Band name: Five Ways
Quotation: "Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you're waking up to instant stress. You shouldn't be bullied out of bed, just reminded that it's time to start your day."
- Sharon Gold
Photo: cold heart...

1 - Go to Hit “random... Read More... Read More” or click
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations
or click
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it TAG the friends you want to join in.

..bloodstain added via artistic license.