Right now, there's a company called the Parsemus Foundation that is working on (still in animal trials in the U.S) a very important product. It is a form of reversible male birth control called Vasalgel.
A little bit of history, male birth-control similar to Vasalgel has already been in use in India under the name RISUG for fifteen years. The U.S has not adopted RISUG because of stringent FDA regulations, hence the market for Vasalgel. How, exactly, does Vasalgel work?
** SCIENCE AHEAD **
1. A chemical is injected into the vas deferens where it stays active for between TEN and FIFTEEN YEARS.
2. The chemical's positive charge, in effect, shreds the spermatozoa as they travel through the gel.
3. To reverse the control, another opposite-charged solution is injected.
** END SCIENCE **
Yes, dudebros are now clutching their Ed Hardy necklines, bemoaning the fact that they have ANOTHER thing to be responsible for - not to mention they may be averse to anybody injecting anything with any kind of needle anywhere near whatever a vas deferens is.
But, as my hero Bill Nye would say, "Consider the Following":
1. This renders you seedless like a grape*
2. No more unwanted requests to be on "Maury"
3. This is totally reversible*
4. It only has to be done once and will probably outlast your procreative years*
5. It gives you EVEN MORE control of your own fertility - no more relying on her daily pills or norplants or copper wires or vampire-bat-blood
6. Bro, it don't even hurt*
7. No side-effects for her anymore
8. No side-effects for you* The gel does not impede the flow of other fluids through the vas deferens.
9. The drug costs less than the needle they use to administer it
10. Hobby Lobby most-likely will allow it under their health insurance plan
I am ALL DONE having kids, so I've subscribed to their newsletter in the rare chance they need test-subjects in the New England area. I do regret not getting a vasectomy when presented the chance. Men, it's time to man-up and take the shot. Give her what she wants and don't give her what she doesn't want.
Currently, the Parsemus Foundation has successfully completed tests on rabbits and are now seeking funding for tests on baboons. Once that phase is successful, then human trials begin. The Parsemus Foundation is a charity, not a for-profit organization, so public fundraising is currently underway and donations are gratefully accepted and desperately needed on their homepage.
Caveat: This is only, I repeat, ONLY for contraception. This will NOT PREVENT the transmission of any sexually-transmitted disease. That is not what this is designed for. Please practice safe sex every time.
Can I just say vas deferens one more time? No? okay.
*-pending test results